a couple of election season funnies

a friend of mine posted me a couple of Bush jokes today, (no they were NOT Karl Rove or any member of the cabinet), and I post them here for your perusal:




Bumper sticker seen in Lubbock, TX.:







and this one:

George's Parrot

Laura Bush bought "Dubya" a parrot for George's birthday. She told Dick heney, "This bird is so smart! George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you realize that he just says the words. He doesn't understand what they mean."

"Oh that's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the parrot."